i.m.possible

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

image

I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

image

ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

unclefather:

the folt in our stors

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: evilscientist)

jasongace:

snape hate where they’re like ‘did you even read the 7th book’ yes, yes I did, I also read the previous six where he was mentally and physically abusive toward his students lol

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

meepyperson:


if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board
let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board

let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

(Source: totaldiva)

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

bueno:

is this breaking bad

(Source: thehuglife)

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x

(Source: cumaddict72)