When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.
AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I
We have those in Colorado
I’ll admit that I’ve never had them, but I see them in the store a lot
Idk if they’re called the same thing but that’s exactly it
no yeah that’s literally a thing in america
we have those at christmas time
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”
"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."
To my girls with thunderous thighs, fat bellies, and double chins, take up all the space you need and lay out and relax. Push back tables with force to make room for those powerful thighs. Treat your soft belly kindly. Smile as big as your fabulous body is. Love yourself fiercely.
And to the non-binary-but-sometimes-femmes
i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
Dan, why so competitive
“Dan’s trying to run faster than Emma, Emma’s trying to run faster than Dan, and Rupert’s just anywhere trying to keep up with the pair of them” —David Yates
"I’m faster than Emma." - Daniel Radcliffe
new zealand’s finest
Do you ever t h r o w u p in your mouth when you say stuff like that?