i.m.possible

pompadouche:

pompadouche:

i’m getting 8-12 inches tomorrow

oh and it’s also supposed to snow

(Source: partynoxious)

castleoflions:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(Source: tilly3200)

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
herbalessences:

Epic hair comin’ atcha.

herbalessences:

Epic hair comin’ atcha.

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts


"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

(Source: entertainingtheidea)

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

To lose like 100 pounds

(Source: violcnce)

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

(Source: violcnce)

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: marvelcolm)

Doctor Who 8x01 “Deep Breath”
▬ This is where you can tell he’s arrived

(Source: dadskills)

(Source: tokomon)

Id exchange cars for lions
and the internet for some fucking peace
watch green vines scale the sides of building
creaking bent as they weep
into tall offices and business parks
where necks are strangled by keyboards
with monotone microphone mouths
they still smile and thrive
when the VP gazes down
with the drool of regulated progression
poured out the corner of vacant mouths
Id exchange planes for a range of multiplying rain clouds
pin them with needles to the ground
tear off their wings as they struggle
who is the sociopath now
line up all the preachers
line up all the officers
line up all the politicians
line up all the doctors
fat shackled wrists lead to the center of the town
drop each one onto a stake
like we’re living in Vlad Dracula’s house
talk about finances and collateral damage mortgages and cash cows
between the popping and screaming sounds
while they preach wooly gospel of wooden stakes through the mouth
my insurance agent stands in the center of the city
repeating,
If you were dead, she could be living
If you were dead, she would be living
If you were dead, she could be living
all it takes is a signature and a nominal fee
all I can think
WOULD SHE WANT TO LIVE HERE WITHOUT ME
yeah, probably
no one calls me as much as my insurance agent
depressing disgusting
add another liability to my life insurance policy
then go fuck yourself you’re going to hell
just like her lies
just like me
SAD.2   (via tazed-and-confuzed)

(Source: ourtwobodiesintoonepinkcasket)

(Source: fionagallaghers)